{"id":110,"date":"2011-01-13T08:30:40","date_gmt":"2011-01-13T08:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yabasta.cz\/klimas\/?p=110"},"modified":"2011-01-13T15:27:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-13T15:27:00","slug":"oblibene-geocaching-hlasky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yabasta.cz\/klimas\/oblibene-geocaching-hlasky\/","title":{"rendered":"Obl\u00edben\u00e9 geocaching hl\u00e1\u0161ky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. <em>&#8222;<strong>Never mess with a geocacher. We know all the best places to hide a body..<\/strong>&#8222;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>2. <em>&#8222;Wish You Were N 32\u00b0 46.865 W 096\u00b0 47.827&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>3.<em> &#8222;Multimiliardov\u00e9 za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed je k ni\u010demu v rukou tupohlava..&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>4.<em> &#8222;Pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m miliardov\u00e9\u00a0satelity pro hled\u00e1n\u00ed odpadu v lese..&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>5.<em> &#8222;Stupid micros in the woods!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>6. <em>&#8222;Indiana Jones would have been a geocacher!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>7. <em>Geocaching: &#8222;It&#8217;ll only take 5 minutes&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>8. <em>Geocaching: &#8222;Because the food at McDonalds is terrible &#8211; but we still adore the toys!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>9. <em>Geocaching &#8211; &#8222;Just another way to get questioned by the Police &#8222;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>10. <em>Geocaching: &#8222;This is what happens when nerds go outdoors.&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>11. &#8222;I&#8217;m not lost, I&#8217;m just Geocaching.&#8220; <\/em><\/p>\n<p>12. <em>&#8222;Old geocachers never die, they just get archived.&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>13.<em> Just remember one thing coming one 3 hours late from caching: &#8222;Diamonds are forever but flowers are a quick fix&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>14.<em> Micro in the woods: &#8222;And you thought trying to find where you left your keys was fun!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>15.<em> \u00a0I drive a tractor trailer and it says &#8220; I&#8217;m not working, I&#8217;m Geocaching! &#8220; on the side. Pretty much sums it up for me. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>16.<em> &#8222;Dude, where&#8217;s my car? I forgot to mark it.&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>17. <em>Cache me if you can&#8230; N 39\u00b0 33.115 W 076\u00b0 05.720<\/em><\/p>\n<p>18. <em>&#8220; Geocachers do it with their GPS on!&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<h3>Obl\u00edben\u00fd slogan Kernyho<\/h3>\n<p><em>(hled\u00e1 z\u00e1sadn\u011b bez GPS): &#8222;Silly Boys&#8230;GPS&#8217;s are for Girls!! &#8222;<\/em><\/p>\n<h3>A jak \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed Am\u00edci &#8222;The last, but not least..&#8220; jeden z vlastn\u00ed d\u00edlny:<\/h3>\n<div><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-120\" title=\"LOL :D\" src=\"http:\/\/yabasta.cz\/klimas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/tongue_animated.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"19\" height=\"19\" \/>\u00a0&#8222;I never did get lost, but I was\u00a0unaccounted once for a few days..&#8220; &#8211; Klimas<br \/>\n(&#8222;Nikdy jsem se neztratil, ale jednou jsem byl p\u00e1r dn\u00ed poh\u0159e\u0161ovan\u00fd..&#8220;) &#8211; Klimas<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/div>\n<div><em><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"LOL :D\" src=\"http:\/\/yabasta.cz\/klimas\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/tongue_animated.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"19\" height=\"19\" \/><\/em>\u00a0&#8222;Introduce your wife to Geocaching, you may never see her again&#8220; &#8211; Klimas<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. &#8222;Never mess with a geocacher. We know all the best places to hide a body..&#8222; 2. &#8222;Wish You Were N 32\u00b0 46.865 W 096\u00b0 47.827&#8220; 3. &#8222;Multimiliardov\u00e9 za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed je k ni\u010demu v rukou tupohlava..&#8220; 4. &#8222;Pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m miliardov\u00e9\u00a0satelity pro hled\u00e1n\u00ed odpadu v lese..&#8220; 5. &#8222;Stupid micros in the woods!&#8220; 6. &#8222;Indiana Jones would have been &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.yabasta.cz\/klimas\/oblibene-geocaching-hlasky\/\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dovat ve \u010dten\u00ed<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8222;Obl\u00edben\u00e9 geocaching hl\u00e1\u0161ky&#8220;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[7,6,8],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geocaching","tag-cache","tag-geocaching-2","tag-poklady"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yabasta.cz\/klimas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yabasta.cz\/klimas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yabasta.cz\/klimas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yabasta.cz\/klimas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yabasta.cz\/klimas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.yabasta.cz\/klimas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":112,"href":"https:\/\/www.yabasta.cz\/klimas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions\/112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yabasta.cz\/klimas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yabasta.cz\/klimas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yabasta.cz\/klimas\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}